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Yolo’ed 50k before my college class

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Monday, 9 March 2026·Source: r/wallstreetbets·US·corporate

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What happened: I bought 50k worth of 1dte calls to hold through my college class with a strict no technology policy. I checked my phone after class was done to witness this.

What to watch next: movement around college, class.

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I bought 50k worth of 1dte calls to hold through my college class with a strict no technology policy. I checked my phone after class was done to witness this. Every once in a while I swear Donny makes me gay I did realize these since I bought 1.3\~ per contract to something like 4.65\~ per contra

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Yolo’ed 50k before my college class.

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Yolo’ed 50k before my college class

I bought 50k worth of 1dte calls to hold through my college class with a strict no technology policy. I checked my phone after class was done to witness this.

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